"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."
- Unknown (via assvssin)

(Source: atomiclanterns, via oj-reborn1)

whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

(via that-whitegirll)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via glittervanitypain)

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

(via whyareyousittinglikethat)